Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Top GOP Lies on Immigrants

Things unfairly blamed on immigrants:

"They are high crime": The immigrant crime rate is statistically lower than the regular population. Most come to work their way up, not rob and rape. If one craves robbing and raping, it's usually easier to pull off in one's original country because one is familiar with that nation's patterns. Immigrating would thus make no sense. 

"Draining welfare": Some of the hardest working people I know are immigrants. They often work long physical hours in bad weather for minimum wage. They pay taxes and often boost economies because since they typically arrive with very few possessions, they are avid consumers. Some are not allowed to work due to an immigration status that's in a limbo state, but that's our system keeping them from working, not their own doing. 

"Driving up housing costs": NIMBYists are biggest cause of scarce housing, not immigrants. Builders would happily build more apartments and houses if the NIMBYs didn't create local rules to make it very difficult. Even if our population started shrinking, NIMBYists would prevent rebuilding old houses such that they too would leave the market. Thus, shrinking wouldn't solve the problem either.

"Importing illegal drugs": The vast majority of imported illicit drugs comes through via commercial traffic, typically commercial trucks or container ships. Pure fentanyl is quite compact, and thus easy to weld into a truck part, for example. There is no currently viable technology to x-ray an entire truck. Asking a migrant to transport it has at least these problems: 1) Migrant may dump it in the desert. 2) Migrant may not show up to the planned delivery spot. 3) Migrant is caught by border patrol and spills the beans on the crime boss. Thus, the shipper has better luck using commercial traffic. 

"They don't assimilate": I live in S. California, a place with many immigrants, so I'm a first-hand witness. While sometimes the first generation has difficulty assimilating, their children assimilate just fine. They usually know current US pop-culture better than me. 

"Ruin America's culture": If you are a white evangelical who believes your culture is special or beatified, you may feel this way, but most religions think they are special. Why is your special better than their special? Get over yourself, you are NOT special! Your group is collectively fluffing each other's ego via BS and exaggeration. Jesus preached humility; get some!

"Muslims are taught to take over society": Whether this is true or not is highly nuanced, but at about 3% of the US population they are not anywhere near a threat level. It's the evangelicals who are currently trying to take over, forcing their reproduction, book censorship, and gender laws down our throats while worshiping a twisted aggressive Rambo-like version of Jesus. I doubt most have read the New Testament even, they just hear cherry-picked scriptures from rightie media. American Evangelicals are a real and current threat to freedoms, NOT Muslims.

"They eat pets": There is zero reliable evidence of widespread pet-eating. The lady who triggered the Springfield rumor later admitted she was mistaken. If your pet disappears, perhaps my white citizen friend ate it. My friend now routinely eats MAGA pets as revenge for their bigotry. I don't condone it, by the way and told them that. (Disclaimer: I've never directly witnessed them in the act.)

"Biden had 'open borders'": Biden's border policies were similar to Obama's, yet there was no "surge" under Obama. Thus, the likely cause of the surge is Don's own mouth falsely advertising to the world, "Joe will just let you in!". Don often triggers problems, blames Democrats, and gets away with it among ill-informed voters. (Biden did say certain things that could be also interpreted as advertising, but frankly the world usually ignored Joe's statements. Don is a de-facto world celebrity, and he uses it to create chaos.) 

Thursday, June 19, 2025

Flunk: Right-wing excuse to send troops to ICE riots

Right-wing pundits point to videos of rioters attacking cops saying it's "proof they are out of control and need Fed troops."

But those pundits are ignorant. Suppose cops are guarding blocks 1 through 5. Rioters will then try mayhem on say block 6. So cops add more forces on blocks 6 thru 10. Then rioters hit block 11 and the pattern repeats. 

You might say "just fill entire city with cops and troops", but then more extremists have access to more cops and troops to attack, INCREASING total attacks on cops/troops. 

There are more "passive" extremists than active extremists. Passive extremists only act when they encounter their perceived enemy directly. If there are cops/troops in their front yard, they are fairly likely to act when otherwise they wouldn't bother. 

Therefore, throwing quantity at the "problem" solves NOTHING, merely pours gasoline on the fire.

If and when local authorities believe they need Federal assistance, they will ask for it. 

Sunday, March 16, 2025

Proposed Compromise for Transgender Athletes

I can understand how many cis-women (women born female) would be frustrated by transgender athletes (TA) in their competitions, but also feel that TA's should be able to participate in "normal" sports without having to surrender their preferred identity.

Going all one way or the other will just create see-saw national politics where 51% tell 49% what to do, and the party in power often swings back and forth like a pendulum. Thus, finding a compromise seems the better option than repeated political whip-lash. A compromise won't guarantee a given party will stick to it, but increases the chances.

Don't get me wrong here, I don't wish to offend anyone, but am merely trying to make both sides the least frustrated by balancing the tradeoffs. Absolutism and idealism will fail in practice; I'm just the messenger. Both sides will never be fully satisfied, but compromises can be found.

So here is a rough draft of compromises:

First, for sports that directly rely on size or weight, have an upper limit for size and/or weight for the transgender athlete (TA). The assigned weight class for say boxing would depend on lab tests of volunteers and tuning over time based on actual sports results. There would be a bipartisan evaluation committee.

Because male-to-female TA's (allegedly) have thicker bones and joints, a direct weight-to-weight conversion may not be realistic, but the charts can adjust for that. For example, a TA swimmer weighing 150 pounds may be slated to be equivalent to a 155 pound cis athlete based on the above scoring techniques, and may be bumped up a grade level or equivalent.

Since most adult-level sports don't have grade or weight classes, other techniques may need to be applied. For example, for sports that depend on speed, have a "handicap" delay, such as starting later. For track and field, their starting line can be drawn further back from the usual point. Maybe the delay time would depend on TA's size and/or weight. And I see no reason to handicap a TA who is small in stature; the adjustments would only be applied to larger individuals. Lab tests and actual results-based adjustments would determine the time delay tables.

For example, if TA's are 3% of weight-class X, then they should win X-class matches about 3% of the time. If the win rate deviates too much from 3%, then the TA class tables are adjusted.  (Since the actual quantities for any given weight class may be small, linear regression may be used across classes to "smooth the gaps".)

For team sports, perhaps larger TA's can be required to wear weights or flexibility restraints on their joints to slow down their reaction times.

Such will indeed take a while to tune, but is possible with time and patience. Very few perennial social conflicts have an instant fix such that time and patience may be our only option. It will probably also have to be led by blue states, as red states are highly resistant to such. 

Update: an interesting proposal has been put forth for track medals whereby two medals are given for the same level if a transgender athlete receives one. Also extra team slots are allowed so that no CIS-gender women are left out if a trans-athlete gets their spot. For example, if there are 12 slots allocated for each track team, but there is a transgender member, then 13 slots are allowed, at least for non-simultaneous events. People are putting on their thinking caps, like a good civilized society does. 

Saturday, November 9, 2024

Names Jimmy Kimmel has called Donald J. Trump

  • Trumple Stilskin
  • Trumple Orangeskin
  • Troompa Loompa
  • Donny Boo Boo
  • Cheeto Chief
  • Unhappy Gilmore
  • Commander in Beef
  • Mar-a-Lardo
  • Donny Bone Spurs
  • Colludicris
  • El Crappy-tan
  • Hairy Poppins
  • King Tutan-con-man
  • Abra-scam-lincoln
  • Douche-olini
  • Typhoid Donnie (got staff sick)
  • Flabbio
  • Tangerine Twitter Machine
  • Tandalorian
  • Darth Tax Evader
  • Jabber the Hutt
  • Orange Julius Caesar
  • Spready Krueger [Covid]
  • Dingus Khan
  • Putin's Pee Pee Pal
  • Lie-ger Woods
  • Tweety Gonzales
  • Tanny Soprano
  • Q-A-Don
  • Dictator Tot
  • Quid Pro Combover
  • Prisoner-Elect
  • Star Spangled Tanner
  • Gaseous Clay
  • Smellvis
  • Yellvis
  • Fibberace (pronounced fib-er-ahchee)
  • Reich Tyson
  • MAGA Teresa
  • Pork Choppo
  • Commander & Thief
  • Tannie Oakley
  • Magaroni & Cheese
  • Scamburglar
  • Gassolini
  • Groper Cleaveland
  • Mar-a-Cloggo
  • Vladimir Gluten
  • Carrot Bottom
  • Tannibal Lecter
  • The Tanchurian Candidate
  • Kim Don Un
  • Donye West
  • Genghis Don
  • Burger Jean King
  • Julius Squeezer

From Others

  • Moutholini
  • Mango Mussolini
  • Don Laden
  • Don Qaeda
  • Hitliar
  • Agolf Shittler
  • Fattler
  • ADHDolf
  • The Count of Mostly Crisco (from Colbert)
  • Cheeto Corleone
  • Don Snoreleone
  • Dozo the Clown
  • The Nod Father
  • Flush Gordon
  • Hannibal Leakter
  • Tribble Top
  • Mess-iah
  • Sharticus
  • Farticus
  • Coupy McTintFace 
  • King Tint-Uncommon
  • Darth Vapor 
  • Donvict 
  • Flakey McCakey 
  • Ferrel Pharaoh
  • Mango Unchained


Saturday, March 30, 2024

👃💦 Conservatives Are Society's Allergies

Conservatives actually crave boogeyman (boogeypeople?) according to some studies. Remember their terror over Hollywood "commies" (McCarthyism), early Rock, racial integration, rap, and any Muslims after 9/11? Now it's migrants and transgenderism.

It's sold to them via pundits and preachers as a slippery slope that MUST be stomped out to stop the anti-Christ social radiation ☢️ from mutating society into woke zombies, or something similar.

Their obsession is useful when one needs to keep vigil on real threats, but it also over reacts to fake threats, similar to the reason for allergies: the army gets distracted by some shiny new micro-object because they don't recognize it. Essentially, conservatives are human-nature's allergies.

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Monday, January 16, 2023