Thursday, January 28, 2016

Trump's Baffling Ratings

Trump claimed his ratings are so high he could shoot a man and still win.

And his ratings went UP after saying that. WE DON'T GET IT.

He could piss on Mother Teresa's grave, and his poll numbers would go up.

He could call a 7-11 clerk a "towel head," and his polls would go up.

He could re-carve Mt. Rushmore into Trumpmore, and his polls up.

He could trip an old lady crossing the street, pulls up.

And the old lady votes for him.

Could pull out a booger shaped like Hillary, and eat it on live TV, polls up.

Could mug a girl-scout, taking her cookies, polls up.

Calls that girl-scout a "dirty whore", his polls go up.

He could dress like Hitler, punch a cop, polls up.

And the cop votes for him.

Trump splits a baby in half, says King Solomon was
a flaking coward for not finishing the job. Polls up.

And both halves of the baby vote for Trump.

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