Monday, September 14, 2015

Rick Perry Leaves the Presidential Race

Rick Perry forgot which race he dropped out of.  "Uh, Governor? Senator? VP? NASCAR? Human?"

That's too bad, he has high standards; he reminded the crowd how he's the only candidate to follow all 9 commandments.

I had a dream a Palin/Perry ticket won the 2016 election. They were last seen in the Oval Office arguing over which assistant the red button rang up.

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