Romney: I have more business experience and know how business works.Obama: So, what would you have done differently?
Romney: Get rid of commie regulation that strangles the free-flow and ballet-like nimbleness of business.
Obama: What is one of the regulations you will get rid of?
Romney: A bad one that slows business growth.
Obama: Such as?
Romney: Uh...minimum wage increases.
Obama: But you told the Boston Globe that you agree minimum wage should keep pace with inflation.
Romney: I did? Oh golly keester. Well, then we should have skipped the stimulus, which would create jobs.
Obama: Like Hoover did? Giving us 25% unemployment?
Romney: Well, kind of sort of, but I would shake more business leaders' hands and pat them on the back. It gives them business confidence. I look businessy and smell businessy! This country lacks business confidence and I excrete confidence! This country needs an Excreter in Cheif, like me.
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