You forget how many houses you own. Extra points if you need to pull out a calculator.You forget how many Lamborghinis you own.
You get pissed when you have to borrow your wife's ass-wiper maid after making a #2 instead of using your favorite ass-wiper.
You accidentally bribe yourself.
Your personal jet trumps Air-force One.
Your tax loopholes have their own loopholes.
You get your butler to golf for you.
Your poodles' pooper-scooper is gold-plated.
You can pay somebody to shut down this list.
More to come...
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