Names Jimmy Kimmel has called Donald J. Trump

• Trumple Stilskin
• Trumple Orangeskin
• Troompa Loompa
• Donny Boo Boo
• Cheeto Chief
• Unhappy Gilmore
• Commander in Beef
• Mar-a-Lardo
• Donny Bone Spurs
• Colludicris
• El Crappy-tan
• Hairy Poppins
• King Tutan-con-man
• Abra-scam-lincoln
• Douche-olini
• Typhoid Donnie (got staff sick)
• Flabbio
• Tangerine Twitter Machine
• Tandalorian
• Darth Tax Evader
• Jabber the Hutt
• Orange Julius Caesar
• Spready Krueger [Covid]
• Dingus Khan
• Putin's Pee Pee Pal
• Lie-ger Woods
• Tweety Gonzales
• Tanny Soprano
• Q-A-Don
• Dictator Tot
• Quid Pro Combover
• Prisoner-Elect
• Star Spangled Tanner
• Gaseous Clay
• Smellvis
• Fibberace (pronounced fib-er-ahchee)
  
• Reich Tyson
• MAGA Teresa
• Pork Choppo
• Commander & Thief
• Tannie Oakley
• Magaroni & Cheese
• Scamburglar
• Gassolini
• Groper Cleaveland

From Others

• Moutholini
• Mango Mussolini
• Don Laden
• Don Qaeda
• Hitliar
• Agolf Shittler
• Fattler
• ADHDolf
• The Count of Mostly Crisco (from Colbert)
• Cheeto Corleone
• Don Snoreleone
• Dozo the Clown
• The Nod Father
• Flush Gordon
• Hannibal Leakter
• Tribble Top
• Mess-iah
• Prisoner Elect
• Sharticus
• Farticus
• Coupy McTintFace 
• King Tint-Uncommon

👃💦 Conservatives Are Society's Allergies

Conservatives actually crave boogeyman (boogeypeople?) according to some studies. Remember their terror over Hollywood "commies" (McCarthyism), early Rock, racial integration, rap, and any Muslims after 9/11? Now it's migrants and transgenderism.

It's sold to them via pundits and preachers as a slippery slope that MUST be stomped out to stop the anti-Christ social radiation ☢️ from mutating society into woke zombies, or something similar.

Their obsession is useful when one needs to keep vigil on real threats, but it also over reacts to fake threats, similar to the reason for allergies: the army gets distracted by some shiny new micro-object because they don't recognize it. Essentially, conservatives are human-nature's allergies.

Sayonara, Texas

Meme of the Month

Maher's theory on why GOP runs sociopaths

Maher gives a theory on why GOP elects morons like Herschel Walker.

MAGA's are essentially holding civilization hostage: "Tame your Social-Justice-Warriors or we'll put sociopaths in charge who crash civilization!" Rural Republicans don't value civilization enough to protect it, and so use civilization's very existence as a bargaining chip to threaten the rest.

Companies who have pissed me off bigly

• AT&T
• SiriusXM
• McAfee (Intel)
• Microsoft
• Oracle (sue happy)
• Google
• Geico
• Sears (Rest in Hell)

Russia collusion investigation was not a "hoax"

Just because it turned out the driver was sober does NOT make investigating a weaving car a "hoax". Don is just a careless driver. The difference between a "fan" and "agent" is often hard to discern without careful investigation.

And just because clear "collusion" wasn't found, obstructing the investigation is still not warranted. Don clearly tried to influence the investigation itself, and Mueller pretty much found him guilty of obstruction, but said he's not recommending charges (at the time) because a sitting President is likely legally protected from such during their tenure (based on legal analysis by another agency).

Interfering with an investigation is pretty dumb, actually: if you are innocent, there's little reason to attempt to thwart the investigation. Don is ornery out of habit and paranoia.